Monday, April 29, 2013

Next time just pee your pants!! Race Report: Nike Women's Half Marathon in DC



Let me preface this report with a few things.  I started distance running in 2006, while always an athlete, I was a sprinter.  100m hurdles, 4x100 & 200m all less than .25miles!! So for a long time the idea of running a 5K under a 10min pace was laughable.  My body just didn’t want to do it.  Well…..over the past 12months, I’ve been getting closer & closer to breaking a 2hr half marathon.  A goal I laughingly put out there in 2010 thinking it would NEVER happen.  “If I run a sub 2 half, I’ll train for another full…hahahaha!”  My goal for this race………run 8 miles at 9 pace & then feel it out. (Coach Tim’s advice)  I was aiming for a sub 2, but I didn’t taper (actually did a 50mile bike & 12.5mile run the weekend before) and my first Half Iron distance tri was in 2 weeks, no need to kill it.

First I must vent! I’ve NEVER been to a prerace event that was so awful!! Not only was packet pick up in Georgetown (which is just a pain in the ass to get to) but the lines were insane!! We waited an HOUR outside in the sun for packet pick up.  Then the “expo” was just silly (in my opinion).  I do give Nike credit for going “outside the box” for this, but for me, it was an epic fail.  It was a relatively small tent, just PACKED with people.  There were a few charity booths (literally like 2), Nike showcase (you couldn’t buy anything there), BareEssentials doing make up, Paul Mitchell doing hair, Luna giving a few samples & Nuun giving a few samples.  That was essentially it.  There was a small tent outside that was selling race day essentials but if you weren’t looking for it, you would have missed it.  All the race gear, was available for purchase at the Nike Georgetown store about 2 blocks away.  Finishers gear would be available in a tent (with another massive hour+ long line) after the race was finished.

Ok now to the real race report……..
Pre-race: Woke up at 5am. I made my oatmeal with the coffee maker.  There was no microwave in the hotel room, so I had to improvise.  It was a little raw, but really not bad.  Started a bottle of water (first mistake) and headed out to the start around 6:15.  We were so close, we decided to walk back to the hotel for another potty break & to keep warm.  Headed back to the race start around 6:45, one more potty break……should have seen something coming  here.  We headed to the corrals.  It was absolutely PACKED!!!  Thought I had to #1 again, but figured it was just jitters.  One amazing thing….the start line looked straight down Pennsylvania to the Capitol building, AMAZING view!!!

And we’re off…HOLY HELL it was crowded.  Literally couldn’t move my arms to run for at least the first mile.  We headed into a tunnel…….not my favorite.  I have a weird fear of being in something underground or under water with only one way in/out.  But they had drums set up in 2 spots & it was deafening.  Between screaming women & drums you couldn’t think of anything other than, keep moving so your head doesn’t explode!!!

Through 5K: Awesome run down toward  the Capitol building and out to the Monument.  Guess what…….I seriously had to go #1!! It wasn’t nerves, I drank too much damn water pre-race!!  We’re running around the mall……there’s NOWHERE to stop & go & certainly no spot a pots.  At one point, it was so bad, I saw a bush & thought, “can I get in there?!” & then thought, “what if someone takes my picture & posts it to facebook with the caption, “runner take’s a “break” at the base of the Washington Monument”?! Damn, I had to keep moving.  About mile 2.5 I see girls running to the other side of a building! “SCORE! Bathrooms” I think, negative.  It was a triangle piece of grass behind a building blocked from view.  No shame here & a running skirt helps!  I felt much better.  Now back to the race and getting on pace.  The first few miles were sooooo crowded I couldn’t get a rhythm at all.  Plus, now I understand why people say “don’t run with headphones”.  I have always run with one in & one out in races, so I can be aware of people around me.  This was my first half with no music at all, it was fine!!  These ladies were oblivious!!  Both ear buds in, so loud I could sing along with their music & not paying a bit of attention.  A girl running in front of me suddenly stopped (not on the side, just right in the road) I ran into her, a girl ran into me.  She barely turned around.   GGGRRR!!! Take the anger & fuel the run.

After mile 6 we started to get a little bit of breathing room.  Guess a negative split was going to be a reality, not on purpose however!  There were absolutely amazing drum lines all along the race.  I love good music here & there, but in my opinion there’s nothing more motivating that a strong, loud, energetic drum line going all out.  There was a group of all women near the JFK monument.  THEY WERE AMAZING!!! I hope Nike posts who they were, so I can tell them how much they rocked. 

Second stop of the race…….vaseline! L  I forgot my bodyglide at home and none of the girls I was with had any.  Thank goodness for lots of med tents on the way.  Slathered a ton of Vaseline on my awesome triathlon legs (yes, I’m being sarcastic because I never had this problem until I started training for tris!).  Love my quads, but damnit! Chafing is NOT cool!  Probably lost another 45 seconds there.

At about 15K I started to struggle.  Pace was fine, just mentally I was bored.  Maybe a little tired, but mostly just bored.  I was ready to be done.  I kept thinking, just get to 10, then it’s a short 5K, no big deal.  A million thoughts were going through my head at this point here are a few:
“Tim said get comfortable with the pain. It doesn’t hurt yet, so just suck it up & keep moving”
“This is NOTHING compared to running after a 56mile bike ride, so you better get your ass in gear!”
“If you break 2 today, you won’t have to run a half for awhile. If you don’t, you know you’re going to have to try again. Chop chop!”
“Pass that dude up there and smile.”
“DO NOT let the boys in furry costumes beat you!!!”
I’m sure there were many more, but those are the ones I remember.  I also remember seeing a sign by Nike that said, “Redefine Impossible”.  I thought it was perfect because I was dangerously close to doing something I honestly thought was impossible a few years ago.

The incline (I won’t even call it a hill) to an overpass around mile 10 was a killer.  EVERYONE around me walked (except for me & the guy with the camo camelback).  I looked at his back, said, “he looks bad ass I’m going to stay with him”.  He started to slow & I passed him.  We both made it up the ramp.  Back into the tunnel with the drums.  Keep your feet moving to the drum beat & you’ll be fine. 

The final 2 miles of this race was mental torture.  You came out of the tunnel & made a right.  Straight down Pennsylvania towards the Capitol building, AWAY from the finish line.  You could see everyone ahead of you running back & also around the big ass circle in front of the Capitol building.  It looked like the longest 2 miles EVER!!! And it felt that way.  Again my mantras.   I know I was literally seconds from a 2hr finish time.  I couldn’t give it up in the last 2 miles, no way!!  My final mile was actually 8:28.  I’ve never run a 5K in that pace before! J  The last long straight was about .5miles.  You could see the finish, but it just never got closer.  Block after block & it was still far away.  I looked at my watch & knew I had about 2mins to get to the finish.  Whatever push I had left went into that last half mile, it wasn’t much but it was a little faster.

Thank goodness they didn’t actually have race photography at the finish.  I would have looked like the meanest, nastiest grump in the world.  Clock time said 2:02, watch said 2:00.  I knew I started around 1:30 after the gun, so I figured I had missed it by just a few seconds.  I was MAD! This was the first time I ever wanted to cry after finishing a race, and NOT for a good reason!  We waited around to check official results, I had to know. 2:00:16 SIXTEEN stupid seconds!!! But it’s ok really.  I wasn’t tapering, I’m in the middle of triathlon training for my “big” race & I had to pee.  Those are the things I keep telling myself so I’m not completely frustrated.

Lessons learned:
Keep hydrated the day before the race, do NOT drink that much the morning of. Get your water on the course.
NEVER leave home without bodyglide.
Try not to punch any other runners for running into you, stopping, or just plain being idiots (I didn’t do this, but I considered it a few times!).
Enjoy the new PR for what it is.  Your best time ever and one step closer to sub2!

Hope this wasn’t too long for you! Now on to Kinetic in less than 2 weeks!!!!!!

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